The Chronicle

of a ColdFusion Expatriate

Tech Enshittification Reaches a Fever Pitch

May 2, 2025

The enshittification of the tech industry is reaching a fever pitch, and it’s all thanks to AI. Not what AI can do, but what people seem to think it can do.

It’s really hard to get a job in tech right now. Surely our industry has gone through its ups and downs and hiring waxes and wanes alongside interest rates and how sweaty the many perpetually damp men in the Silicon Valley VC scene are on a given day. But things are getting rough out there, friends.

AI Isn't Coming for Your Job (Your Boss Is)

January 15, 2025

AI is not going to replace the majority of programming jobs, full stop. I roundly reject any argument that presents AI as a solution to converting a set of business requirements into functioning software.

But, if you don’t learn how to use AI, and stay abreast of what it can do, it may very well replace YOU. Let me put that differently: it will be the reason your boss replaces you.

How I Social Post With Hugo

September 13, 2024

I have a few blogs, including this one, and over the years I’ve used a few different platforms. My first ever blog was on WordPress, but now all of my blogs use Hugo, a static site generator written in Go.

The one “downside” to using a static site generator is that you can’t easily do some of the things that a server-based system can do, like cross-posting to other places. This is a post about why I chose to use Hugo and how I post to Mastodon and Bluesky (mostly) automatically.

Switching With the Shelly 1

June 27, 2024

I’m a bit of a home automation hobbyist. I bought my first few Philips Hue lights before anyone knew what Hue was, and I wrote one of the first couple hundred Amazon Alexa integrations (they even gave me a t-shirt for it!)

My house isn’t as jammed with sensors and self-made IoT devices as some of the folks I’ve seen on YouTube, but I do run Home Assistant and appreciate the occasional well-designed automation. Almost all of the wall switches in my house are “smart” and “does it connect to Home Assistant” is now a question I ask about every new connected device I consider buying.

Recently I had a couple “problems” (we home automation nerds tend to see “minor inconveniences” as “major solvable problems”) and decided to solve them with Shelly relays. This is that story.

Go-Ing Local With Enphase

June 12, 2024

We have solar panels on the house, and their energy production is managed by an Enphase Envoy microinverter system. I love data, so I wanted to build my own dashboard of energy consumption and production, which took me down a rabbit hole of dealing with Enphase’s shitty API.

Since then, I discovered that the Envoy system does, in fact, serve its energy data locally, so this is my brief explanation of how I moved over to that approach instead.