The Chronicle

of a ColdFusion Expatriate

Defying Gravity

February 1, 2026

Yes, this is a post about Google Antigravity. It’s not about Wicked. But if you want to listen to that while you read this, that’s fine by me.

Yesterday I tried out this new AI-centric IDE from Google and I have… Thoughts. This will be a mostly unstructured sequence of experiences and opinions, so if you are looking for something well-researched I’m sure there are 1,000 other blogs you could read.

Vibe Coding Is a Lot Like Ruby on Rails

May 31, 2025

Our bucket overflows with news about the exploits of “vibe coding,” and journalists are now (apparently) paid by how many times they can fit the word “agentic” into a piece, because no other explanation makes sense to me.

As I’ve written before (somewhere, maybe not here), I use AI and I like AI and I think we’ll come out the other end of this with some really interesting and useful new stuff, but at the moment it feels like the hype machine has shifted into overdrive.

I can’t shake the feeling that in some ways, we’ve seen this before… With Ruby on Rails.

Tech Enshittification Reaches a Fever Pitch

May 2, 2025

The enshittification of the tech industry is reaching a fever pitch, and it’s all thanks to AI. Not what AI can do, but what people seem to think it can do.

It’s really hard to get a job in tech right now. Surely our industry has gone through its ups and downs and hiring waxes and wanes alongside interest rates and how sweaty the many perpetually damp men in the Silicon Valley VC scene are on a given day. But things are getting rough out there, friends.

AI Isn't Coming for Your Job (Your Boss Is)

January 15, 2025

AI is not going to replace the majority of programming jobs, full stop. I roundly reject any argument that presents AI as a solution to converting a set of business requirements into functioning software.

But, if you don’t learn how to use AI, and stay abreast of what it can do, it may very well replace YOU. Let me put that differently: it will be the reason your boss replaces you.

How I Social Post With Hugo

September 13, 2024

I have a few blogs, including this one, and over the years I’ve used a few different platforms. My first ever blog was on WordPress, but now all of my blogs use Hugo, a static site generator written in Go.

The one “downside” to using a static site generator is that you can’t easily do some of the things that a server-based system can do, like cross-posting to other places. This is a post about why I chose to use Hugo and how I post to Mastodon and Bluesky (mostly) automatically.